Office Transition Pillows

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Between Offices

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

InIn by-products.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."