Office Transition Pillows

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Between Offices

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

InIn by-products.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'