Office Relocation Pillows

'Why me...why me have I suffered enough? Can't I just be left alone!'

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

"The whole company is being relocated but nobody will tell me where to."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Don't worry, it's just temporary... 'til they figure out a way to fire you."

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Once the rug cleaners are done, you can go and mark your new office.'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"Before I moved the company to this place, I used to love golf."

We are on the move. . .

'Did you order the horizontal cityscape or vertical park views?'

"Have you seen our new head office?"

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

The jobs creation team have moved to a much larger office.

"We got you a leaving card."

"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'We decided to relocate out of the traditional state office setting. We wanted something 'cooker', more cutting edge...and Cheaper.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Between Offices

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

Desk sale

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.