Office Trailblazer Mugs

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Success, success, success.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

See you at Charing Cross!

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."