Mail Trailblazer Mugs

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Bear Signpost.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."