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'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'