Office Swinger Prints

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

I'd rather be at the office.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'You're away, Doc!'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Plumbing Company Executive

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."