Office Supply Duelist Pillows

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man with post it note

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Medieval Office Supplies

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Hold me!'

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"I compose using post it notes!"

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Swiss Army Desk

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila