Office Putter Prints

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'He got so accustomed to putting in his office that he can't sink a putt unless there is furniture around.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

InIn by-products.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"