Office Putter Mugs

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

InIn by-products.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Workload management.