Office Golfer Mugs

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

STRIP Hambone: Computers are time saving

'I'm seriously thinking about replacing this artificial turf with real grass.'

Office carpets,putting green type.

"Putting yes, but must you do your tee shots in the office?"

Golfing Boss

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Duh!"

Happy Office

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

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"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."