Office Putter Extraordinaire Gifts

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Distractions: Work Disputes

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Happy Office

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Play Ball!

Working from home.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Wider."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"Want to win?"

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'