Office Putter Extraordinaire Gifts

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Distractions: Work Disputes

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Working from home.

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Wider."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

"Want to win?"

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.