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"If you want to know about the really important things going on in our company, ask the cleaner."

The interested bystanders.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Evolution.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff who we employed to improve efficiency."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"He just called our work substandard."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."