Office Love Advisor Pillows

"Look, Baldo, if you want someone to like you, you have to like yourself first. Just be yourself...and I'm sure this Estella girl will see what a cool guy you are."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

I'd rather be at the office.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

Safety meeting.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Plumbing Company Executive

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

Happy Anniversary

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'You'll learn very quickly. Especially if you don't like being fired.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'