Office Job Realist Mugs

Start their workday with a mug that captures the office job realist's straightforward attitude—practical, witty, and perfect for coffee or tea.

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"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?" mockup

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.' mockup

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

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"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!' mockup

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

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"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight." mockup

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Someone loses his pension.

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"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down." mockup

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.' mockup

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

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'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.' mockup

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

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Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said. mockup

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

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"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!" mockup

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

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