Office Illusionist Gifts

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Smoke and mirrors.

Inkwell Genie.

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Propping up a profits chart.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

Book and magician

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Alien Magician

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"

A businessman saws a woman in half.

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

'There's no great trick to it.'

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'