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"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Encouraging pats on the back.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Future Micro MGR.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'