Office Grapevine Enthusiast Pillows

"The coffee machines weren't working! The computers weren't working! The employees weren't working!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And where have you previously moused?"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'