Office Gadget Fan Mugs

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Rubik's Cubicle

"She has to find just the right spot."

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

Solar powered sunbed.

Silhouettes

Microphone Feedback

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'