Home Gadget Fan Mugs

Remote Toaster

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Tuppermalware

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Microphone Feedback

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

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