Smart Home Gadget Fan Mugs

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Push Notifications

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Remote Toaster

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

Microphone Feedback

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

Please Swipe Your Feet

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"