Smart Home Gadget Fan Mugs

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Push Notifications

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Microphone Feedback

Please Swipe Your Feet

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge