Office Fantasia Pillows

'I'm telling you, that was Henderson and he was carrying a GOOSE!'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Work is all fun and games. We play Follow the Leader, Kick the Can, ending with The Blame Game."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global email.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Determined to Succeed.

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"Research shows that the festive season can trigger depression in some people."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

Need a pair of pants.