Fantasy Workplace Fan Pillows

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Knight feeding his kids.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

100% carbon neutral

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"It's just a tree."

Rocket and Witch Race