Office Equipment Geek Gifts

'The little one is the big one's secretary.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

The Computer Bore

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."