Office Diplomacy Enthusiast Pillows

Add a touch of charm to their workspace or home with pillows that celebrate diplomatic finesse—comfortable, witty, and perfect for the office diplomacy enthusiast's cozy corner.

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'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?' mockup

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

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'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.' mockup

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

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"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."

"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat." mockup

"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."

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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!' mockup

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!" mockup

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"Nation-building never works."

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue." mockup

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

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"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later." mockup

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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"I need to see your budget proposal." mockup

"I need to see your budget proposal."

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"National security adviser"

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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America." mockup

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

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Inclusive speech

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"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?" mockup

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

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'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!' mockup

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

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'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?' mockup

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

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"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!" mockup

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...' mockup

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

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'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.' mockup

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

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Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation. mockup

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

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"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!" mockup

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.' mockup

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

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Career Choices

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"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it." mockup

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?' mockup

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

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'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.' mockup

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

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Office meeting

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'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.' mockup

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

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HR - Helping Relationships

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Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old. mockup

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

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'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.' mockup

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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Office Diplomacy Enthusiast Pillows Collection

Office Diplomacy Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our mugs featuring witty quotes and illustrations for the office diplomacy enthusiast—perfect for adding humor to their daily routine.

Office Diplomacy Enthusiast Prints

Shop our prints that celebrate the skill of diplomacy with playful and stylish artwork—perfect for displaying in any professional or creative space.

Office Diplomacy Enthusiast T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts with clever designs celebrating diplomatic finesse—ideal for the office diplomacy enthusiast who loves to showcase their tactful wit.