
'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'
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'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'
'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'
"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"I need to see your budget proposal."
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
Inclusive speech
"National security adviser"
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'
'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'
"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."
Career Choices
'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'
'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'
'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'
Office meeting
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
HR - Helping Relationships
'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'
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