Office Conflict Coaches T-Shirts

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'This is the most dysfunctional company I've ever seen. Everyone is in complete denial about the elephant in the boardroom!'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"His words, not mine."

'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"If I have seen further, it is only because I have sat on the shoulders of idiots."

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"And this is the alternative 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem!"

Motivational backup speakers

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'

"Yeah! Okay you guys - let's do this!"