Office Peacemakers T-Shirts

"Remind me to speak to Johnson about not always blaming your coworkers!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

HR - Helping Relationships

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

"All parents fight."

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

Gaza escalation

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"