Office Chess Masters Pillows

"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Multi-tasking.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

AIDS prevention

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

Existential Risk

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

Chess on TV

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Deal-Maker Trump

'Your turn.'

'By the way, dear, you might like to know...my investment club now owns 51% of your company.'