Office Chaos Overseer Prints

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bears going water skiing.

Riding School Chaos

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'