Office Chaos Expert Prints

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Accountancy

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

I suggest you call technical support.

InOut.

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

"Larry?!"