Office Chaos Connoisseur Prints

"I told you what I was going to tell you, then I told you, then I told you what I told you. Where did I lose you?"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Accountancy

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

I suggest you call technical support.

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

Entry-level positions at KFC.

InOut.

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

'Have Henderson send over his people, then tell them our people changed my mind.'

"Hey, back off pal. I don't make the rules around here!"

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'