Office Banter Master Mugs

Start their workday with a giggle using our Office Banter Master mugs, featuring witty remarks and clever designs perfect for any desk. These mugs keep their humor close at hand whether at home or in the office.

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When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals. mockup

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.' mockup

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

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Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.' mockup

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

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"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against." mockup

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions." mockup

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

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'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?' mockup

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

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'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.' mockup

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

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"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday." mockup

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

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'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!' mockup

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

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'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.' mockup

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

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"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore." mockup

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

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He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck' mockup

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

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"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?" mockup

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

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"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?" mockup

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

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"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler." mockup

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

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'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!' mockup

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong." mockup

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

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