Office Banter Buddy Mugs

"That's the problem - there aren't enough happy hours in the world today."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"I propose we build a panic room."

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

'Always the wise guy.'

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'