Off-the-grid Techies T-Shirts

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.