Off-the-grid Techies Mugs

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

The Ungooglable Man

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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Living off the griddle

"I'm off the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

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