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The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Desert Island Wind Farm

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Living off the griddle

"I'm off the grid."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.