Off-grid Techie Pillows

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

Desert Island Wind Farm

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"I'm off the grid."

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Living off the griddle

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."