Off-grid Techie Pillows

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."