Off-the-grid Guru Pillows

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

The Ungooglable Man

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I'm off the grid."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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Living off the griddle

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Desert Island Wind Farm

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Sunrise

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."