Odds Calculation Pillows

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Woman out on limb

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

election polling

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"According to my calculations, you should float now...I think..."

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'After two days of intensive calculations I have figures out why your company doesn't make any profit: your expenses are too high. That'll be 4, 785,000 euros, please.'

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

'What happens if I die young?'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'