Octopus Fan Mugs

'I don't see the problem.'

"Hey! Not fair!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Piano eight hands.

The Language of Animals: Octopus

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Inside or outside! Make up your mind!'

I hope you'll buy non-wrinkle shirts in the future!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You do like octopus?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Elevator Music

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'