Olympus Fan Mugs

Football of the Gods...

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Bradley Wiggins

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

The London Olympic bid

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'