October Pillows

Hello October

October

The Hunt for a Red October

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Love at First Sight

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Here we are."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"