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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'The wonders of Technology.'

Anchored Fish.

Fish's Revenge.

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"How was L.A.?"

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

Octopus Manicure.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Lady showing her new tennis shoes.

"Who farted?"

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