Ocean Warrior Pillows

The Fish Food Chain about to be taken over by a large spillage of Oil leaking from an Ocean Oil rig.

Fish Food

"Stop oil!!!"

"I'll eat the battery."

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"I need this to get through all the discarded rubbish."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

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