Ocean Idol Gifts

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Fish or Cut Bait

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Dollphins

Feeling for shells

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Lovers scuba diving

Lovers swimming underwater

'Another nice wave.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Shell Pods

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Airplane Fish

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Pirates

'So much for your internal compass.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.