Ocean Educator Gifts

School of Fish

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Continuing education.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Paranormal A-Z...

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Building a Shelter

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

How Glaciations Begin

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Field Trip!

Save our Planet.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"

We have to stop surprising each other.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Schrodingers cat at the vets

End school zone. Start unschool zone.