Occupational Safety Month Gifts

'I'm concerned gentlemen. Very concerned!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Postwar is hell."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Time Out For Teddy

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

It's A Breeze

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"