Occupational Health Nurse T-Shirts

It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'

First Aid Box

491 Days Without An Injury

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Snap out of it.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'