Occupational Health Officer T-Shirts

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Safety First

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Fighting Covid

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Virtual Doctor

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Corona Funeral

Comicron

Coronavirus Sisyphys