Occasional Bookworm Pillows

"Let's face it you are not a great reader. The only books you finish are cheque books!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Home Sweet Home

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Jorge Luis Borges

Mars Poppins

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

In my day, they didn

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"At least she's reading."

Beyond Dante

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'